- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Men's rights

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

your mama so old, shes dead.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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