- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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