- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and lives in the water

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Drew Knowles is gay

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Fat? Jesse Z

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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