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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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