- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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