A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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this website is a bad joke

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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