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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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