- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why didn't he finish his

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Knock Knock. Not home.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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