dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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