A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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New mission: refuse this mission

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What's just not right? Left

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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