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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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