- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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