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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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