- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Your mom went to college

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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