- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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