- Anti Joke

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Tony Romo

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish