Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

antonio has a penis head.lol

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Grace Ackerson

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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