- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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