- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Take part of what?

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What page are you on The gay page.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A dyslexic blind man

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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