If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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