What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

a chinese man pays the full price

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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