- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Once upon a time a was born

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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