- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A seal walks into a club.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

I am a mime

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Whose your daddy? Not me

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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