- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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