- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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