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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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