- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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