- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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