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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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