Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

autistic kids rock

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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