- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How about that airline food?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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