- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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