- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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