Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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where's mom I killed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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