- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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