- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

I don't believe in giraffes.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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