- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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