- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

I'm going to Re-write History... History

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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