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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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