I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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