"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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