If life gives you lemonade.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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