How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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