Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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