- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Fat? Jesse Z

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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