what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

black chicken. kfc

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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