- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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