How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Your sex life.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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