What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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baloney sandwich

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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