What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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