Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

How High is a Chinese man

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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