- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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