So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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You are joking right?

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Anti Joke

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