- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

your mom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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