What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

all these jokes are horrible now

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

your mama so old, shes dead.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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