Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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