- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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