why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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