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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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