what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A women left the kitchen.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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