- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

You are joking right?

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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