Black people stink of shite!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Women's Rights

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

what is the world worst joke? this one

HEY!

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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