If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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