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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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