- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

women's rights

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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