Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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