- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Knock, Knock Come in

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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