- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

woman's lacrosse

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What is life? Paul.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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