- Anti Joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What is life? Paul.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years