- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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