Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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