Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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