You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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