A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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