- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Obama = ebola

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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