- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

I love alchohol!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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