- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

when debbie meets downer

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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