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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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