Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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