- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Your sex life.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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