What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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