- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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