Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I am a mime

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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