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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

your so fat. your fat!

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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