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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Knock knock Fuck off!

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

A dancer walks into a barre

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What are annoying? Ads.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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