- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

child labor

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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