Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Women's rights

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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