- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Knock knock. Its open.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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