- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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