- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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