- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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