A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What's just not right? Left

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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a man was shot.... he died

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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