- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Obama lin Baden.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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