What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Dane Cook makes a joke.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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