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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

I like school Said no one ever.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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