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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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