- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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