When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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