What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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How old are you? 7

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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