- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

nothing

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

woman's rights

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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