Then none of us want to be right.

don't read this

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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