A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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