What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

a black man pays his child support

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Racial Equality

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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