- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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