- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

White men's rights

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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