- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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