- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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