What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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