why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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