A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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