SUCK MY NUTS

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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