What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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