Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Hello penis

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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