- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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