How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Camerons hair is Curly..

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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