- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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