What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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