Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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