- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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