What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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