what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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