Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

This is a joke.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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