- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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