- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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