- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What is my name? I dont know

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

well use a tissue!

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

diarrhea.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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