what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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