Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

irish man drinking john smiths

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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