- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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