- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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