- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Gretta has five legs? -no

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Your mam is so fat.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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