- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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