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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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