Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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