A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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