Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Your mother just died.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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