How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

black chicken. kfc

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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