An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A sober Irish individual.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

your mom was so fat that she died.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

how do you win a game try your best

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Cheese

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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