Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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