Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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