- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's 9 + 10 19

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What? Huh?

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Where's my baby??

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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