What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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