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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

whats a joke

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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