- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

woman's rights

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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