- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

anti jokes are really funny

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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