- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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