A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Jesus Christ

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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