Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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