My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Knock Knock! F*ck off

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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