Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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