- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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