Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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