- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

why did the blue berry cross the road

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Knock knock.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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