Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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