what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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