- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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