- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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