Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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