Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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rent a cops

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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