- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

drugs.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What are annoying? Ads.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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