what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

say it ten times fast: oh

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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