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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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