A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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