- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is green and is not grass A frogg

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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