whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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WNBA

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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