- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

field day?

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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