- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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