- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Guess what? I like trains.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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