- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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