Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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knock knock who's there ?

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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