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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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