- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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