What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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the economy.

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that wall over there ->

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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