- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Want to hear a joke? Obama

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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