Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

your face

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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