- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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