What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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