Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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I C U P White stuff

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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smell the vitamin C

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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