A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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