- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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