Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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