What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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