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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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