Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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