- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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