- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

black chicken. kfc

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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