- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

guess what? bannanas

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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