- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why so serious ?

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