- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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