- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

i dont fisish anythi

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

A Chinese man fails a math test

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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