I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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