why did the boy die? because he got shot

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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