- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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