- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Please ignore this statement.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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