Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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