How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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fridge

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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