- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

guess what? bannanas

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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