What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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i dont fisish anythi

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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