Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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