What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Sarah Palin.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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