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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Canadians

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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