Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Anti Joke

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