What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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