- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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