What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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WOw you have no life

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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