- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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