- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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