Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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