Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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