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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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