- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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