- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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