What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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America

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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women's rights.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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