- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Charlie Sheen

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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