Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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