Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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