I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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360 NO SCOPE

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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