- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

if you don't like this you're gay

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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