- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

A shark ate your mom

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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