- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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