- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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