a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Knock Knock.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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