qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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