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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

. . I am a whale

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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