- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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