what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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