My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Jovan

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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