Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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