There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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why dont they make black forks

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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