- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

a man makes a bad joke

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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