- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

whats my name? Matt

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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