- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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