What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Chlamydia

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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