- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock!? . . No.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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