- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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