- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why so serious ?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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