- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Knock knock... Home invasion

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why? Why not?

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A man was shot. He died.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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