Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Justin's life

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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