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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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