- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

if you are reading this your wasting your time

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