- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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