- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What's blue? The sky.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

roses are red violets are indigo

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