- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

men's rights activists

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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