Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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where is the world?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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