hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Pickles

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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