- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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