- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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