- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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