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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

you see theres this guy.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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