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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Chick Norris... Enough said

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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