- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

i'm hard

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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