Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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How you know when dislextic

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Take part of what?

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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