Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...