Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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