- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

tea with milk?

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

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