- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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