Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What is the name of the car? What

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

God is real.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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