- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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