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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

if you don't like this you're gay

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite