What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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