- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

The Big Band Theory

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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