- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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