Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What is older than history?

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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