- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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