took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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