- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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