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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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