- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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