What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Small Penis.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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