- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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