- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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