- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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