- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

No your aunties a joke

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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