Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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