Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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hi charles lattuca III

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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