- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I like school Said no one ever.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

I'm so punny.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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