- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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eoin burgin is fat

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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