A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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