- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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