- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

well use a tissue!

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do we call Osama? Osama

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What's long and black? A long and black object.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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