How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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