What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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