Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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