What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Jesus Christ

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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