- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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