- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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