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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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