was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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