- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

kill yourself....with a cigarette

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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