- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

no

what do you call your mama at the gas station

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

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