Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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roses are red violets are indigo

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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