- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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