what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Massie is a fatass

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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