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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

asians have slitted eyes lol

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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