a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Gay rights.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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