Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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womens rights

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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