Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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A hill billy went fishing

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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