- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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