Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Granny porn!

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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