- Anti Joke

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A hill billy went fishing

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all