Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What is the difference?

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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woman's rights

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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