there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

What's big and messy? A big mess

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

were you expecting a joke

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

cory is gay

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

If you just read this, You're dead.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Whats black and gay? Obama

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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