- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A man goes to the potty.

How about that airline food?

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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