How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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