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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

I Have a Black Friend

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Brain fart

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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