whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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