- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

YOU

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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