- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

How did th-A fridge.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What city likes baseball the most? New York

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

copy me and i will kill you

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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