- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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