- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

it was all Tagart

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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