What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Dakota Fanning

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Neither did she.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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