- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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