Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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