A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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