What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you call two dog? dogs

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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