- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What is life? Paul.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

hextech crafting too opieop

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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