- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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