- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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